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STARTUP FOUNDER

☕ Powered by Delusion & Cold Brew

Pain LevelMAXIMUM

"I'll sleep when we hit product-market fit" - You, 847 days ago

$47

Bank Account

847

Pivots Done

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Paying Users

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PARENTING

😴 Professional Sleep Avoider

ExhaustionYES

There's something sticky on your shirt. Don't ask what.

0h

Sleep Last Week

847

"Why?" Asked

0%

Sanity Left

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CORPORATE LIFE

📊 Per My Last Email...

Soul RemainingTRACE AMOUNTS

"Quick sync?" There is no such thing. It's always 47 minutes.

847

Unread Emails

12

Meetings Today

0

Work Done

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DATINGBRUTAL

👻 Professional Ghost Magnet

Self EsteemLOL

"6ft, dog dad, fluent in sarcasm" - Everyone. Literally everyone.

847

Swipes Right

2

Matches Total

0

Actual Dates

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INDIE HACKERPAIN

💻 "Just Ship It" Enthusiast

Bugs FixedNEW BUGS FOUND

MRR: $12. Ramen budget: $15. You're almost profitable!

$12

Revenue/Month

847

TODOs Left

0

Real Meals

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CREATORCHAOS

🤳 Filming My Breakdown For Views

Algorithm LoveSHADOWBANNED

"Can we eat after? The lighting is PERFECT right now."

847

Video Takes

12

Total Views

3

Are Your Mom

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STUDENTSTRUGGLE

📖 Caffeine & Existential Dread

Dean's ListACADEMIC PROBATION

"I'll start studying after this ONE episode..."

2.4

Current GPA

47

All-Nighters

0

Clue What's On

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FITNESSFAILURE

🛋️ Couch to... Maybe Next Monday

Beast ModeCOUCH POTATO

"I'll start Monday... wait, is that pizza?"

1

Gym Visits

847

Pizza Slices

0

Progress Made

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WEDDINGWARFARE

💒 Bridezilla vs. Reality

Dream WeddingCOLD FEET

"How is a NAPKIN fold a life decision?!"

$47K

Budget Spent

847

Family Opinions

0

Chill Left

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